{"product_id":"luna-haunted","title":"Luna The Haunted Satellite - Glitchy Moon Conspiracy Art Print","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThey got there. They saw something. They never went back.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis glitchy retro poster celebrates humanity's most suspicious relationship with the Moon. \u003cem\u003eLuna - The Haunted Satellite\u003c\/em\u003e captures the eerie beauty and cosmic mystery of our closest neighbor—complete with VHS-inspired glitch effects and bold typography that screams \"vintage conspiracy documentary.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor space nerds who remember the Apollo missions. For people who think it's weird we haven't been back since 1972. For anyone who's heard the dark side of the Moon theories and thought \"...but what if?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWith Artemis II (conveniently NOT landing), this print is for those of us paying attention. Because if there's nothing up there, why'd we stop going?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFeaturing bold typography and distorted satellite imagery, this sci-fi print belongs on the wall of anyone who believes the most interesting stories are the ones we're \u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e being told.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"634\" data-start=\"465\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"634\" data-start=\"595\"\u003e*Image shown in a frame for display purposes only. Frame is not included with purchase.* \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"704\" data-start=\"636\"\u003ePerfect for dorm rooms, home offices, studios, or anywhere you need a daily reminder that sometimes the official story is just the beginning. For those who look up and wonder what we're not seeing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MELLOMENTE Design","offers":[{"title":"8x10\"","offer_id":40961899462720,"sku":"luna-haunted-8x10","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11x14\"","offer_id":40961899495488,"sku":"luna-haunted-11x14","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18\"","offer_id":40961899528256,"sku":"luna-haunted-12x18","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24\"","offer_id":40961899561024,"sku":"luna-haunted-16x24","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20x30\"","offer_id":40961899593792,"sku":"luna-haunted-20x30","price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24x36\"","offer_id":40961899626560,"sku":"luna-haunted-24x36","price":55.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0575\/4647\/3536\/files\/luna-the-haunted-satellite-glitchy-moon-conspiracy-art-print-luna-haunted-display.png?v=1775873349","url":"https:\/\/mellomente.design\/products\/luna-haunted","provider":"MELLOMENTE Design","version":"1.0","type":"link"}